I need a vacation from my vacation! Here are some highlights so far from my trip:
1) Constantly on the move. Spend time in Shanghai, Hangzhou, Xianyang, Xi An, and Wuhan.
2)Eating seafood banquets that cost $1000
3)Saved an old man from the evils of the Chinese toilet
4)Chinese drivers are AMAZING! Traffic rules are for beginners. You're free to go wherever you please....as long as you don't kill anyone.
5)Yelled at three French dudes who were trying cut in line at the Shanghai Train station. Who do they think they are? This is China and I'm boss. English swear words came in handy to these idiots who didn't understand Chinese curses.
6)Bought my own jade life saver
7)Ate 5 bowls of noodles in one sitting. The last time I went back, I ate 9 bowls in one sitting.....need to work harder.
8)Got my own Chinese seal engraved by the award-winning stamp seal engraver 程迟生 (Cheng Chi Sheng)
9)Bought the entire Harry Potter series in Chinese
10)Drank two shots of 五粮液
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