New (School) Year Resolutions

I will not:

• procrastinate.
• Youtube my life and mind away.
• shuffle around like a zombie due to sleep deprivation.
• be a typical college student and consider microwaving a hot pocket as "cooking".
• dress like a hobo. Am going to business school after all. Must look presentable.
• sit around for 8 hours straight. Will exercise even though did not sign up for a PE class.

I will:

• always put first things first. not procrastinate.
• watch educational videos instead of youtube videos.
• get lots of sleep. apparently skin rejuvenates during sleep. attempt to look 21 forever by using lotion & sleep. (no, I am not Dorian Gray)
• listen to my dentist. floss and rinse mouth. convince myself am drinking expensive vodka instead of burning green acid.
• cook myself nutritiously balanced meals and not speed dial 1-800-mom's cooking and have weekly deliveries (though they can drop off groceries).
• use up stored fat from an entire summer of 3.5 months x 30 days x 8 hours = 840 hours of sedentary action.
  

Hope to develop inner poise and authority. Fingers and toes crossed!