Apparently, I am attending a Masquerade Ball this Sunday, which I was just notified. Brilliant.....what the hell does one wear to a masquerade ball? In my memory and movie watching experiences, people show up at Masquerade Balls wearing very fancy clothes like this guy:

with a mask that looks like this:

and I usually look like this:

This will have to be one EXTREME makeover to turn me into this:

God help me!